Jimmy doesn't want to work or get an education. He believes in being a free spirit, following his heart, and living life on a whim. If everyone could only learn from his wisdom, he believes the world would be a better place.
But his free-living life suddenly changes when he meets the beautiful Jessica Hale. He falls head-over-heels in love. The problem is, she wants nothing to do with him. But that won't stop Jimmy. Wanting to impress her, he coaxes his rich uncle into buying him an upscale restaurant. With the help of his friends, Jimmy prepares the place for a media-hyped relaunch. He must now buckle down, roll up his sleeves, and prove that he can be a responsible restaurateur. If he's successful, everyone will see that he's not the half-witted goofball he appears to be. Should he fail, he will lose the love of his life forever.
Packed full of hilarious and memorable moments, Jimmy's Fat Flamingo is a laugh-a-minute farce that will leave your heart pounding and your stomach aching for relief!
Available on kindle or paperback on Amazon.
I laughed so hard I drank through my nose! Had no idea you could even do that!
— Callie Laurence
Gave me stomach cramps for days! I love it!
— Eddie Smock
It has, um, characters! A plot! A story! Twists and turns! Unexpected things happen! And it all builds towards a climax!
— Lowell Miller
I told you I’d write a squitting review when I had time, now squit off!
— Derek Blake
Who are you?
— Jessica Hale
Look, just take a review I wrote for someone else—I don’t care!
...a riveting manifesto of one’s man’s journey inside the ‘Surfers Against Sewage’ movement!
— Undisclosed by request
I couldn’t put the book down! The main protagonist is such a clever and cool guy, you just want to be him!
— Jimmy Miller, Jimmying Through Town
Still can’t believe it’s not butter!
— Chet Laurence
You do realize how bizarre it is to ask me—a figment of your imagination from your own book—what I think of it, right? People are gonna think you’re a raving lunatic!
— Selena Marsh
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